i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Come on in and take your pants off
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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