Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
he wants to bone in the snuggie
so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
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Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
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I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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