What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
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