I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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