You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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