I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
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Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
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God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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