He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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