That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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