reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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