What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
lets start a swedish sibling band together
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
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He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
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