The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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