i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I just want nice things and good sex
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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