Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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