the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
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Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
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So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
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