OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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