Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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