I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
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