have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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