somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
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