think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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