Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
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