i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
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He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
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Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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