Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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