i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
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I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
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I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
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