Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
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apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
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I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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