I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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