Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
Randomize
