We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
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Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
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Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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