Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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