How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Rumble strips road head = magical
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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