Please, let me fuck your mom
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
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Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
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Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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