i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
ugly people sure do ruin things
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I've got a whole match.com system. Triple book. First dates always get the 6pm happy hour drinks slot. 8pm dinner goes to a girl where I think I can close the deal. 10pm slot goes to the sure thing in case of emergency, but 6 can always trump 8 and 8 always trumps 10. Just blame it on a dead iPhone battery.
That, my friend, is how I bang 50 new girls a year. Not luck at all. It's science and statistics.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Randomize
