And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Alive.
So much puke
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Randomize