fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
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im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
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Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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