kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
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I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
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Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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