The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
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Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
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Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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