Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
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no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
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What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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