Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Found your dick twin last night
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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