Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Is that strawberry winking at me??
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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