i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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