This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
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i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
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You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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