I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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