There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
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