They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
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We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
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I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
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