I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
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i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
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he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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