If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
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it's not cheating when I paid for it
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
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Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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