I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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