i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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