Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
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you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
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Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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