So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
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i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
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Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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