I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Do you still have your period?
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
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On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
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At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
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