have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
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Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
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somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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