FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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