You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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