with your own penis?
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
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At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
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did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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