Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
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