You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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