gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
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