it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
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All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
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Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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