Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
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Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
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Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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