I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
you would pick up someone in the library
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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